[comment] -- I went out to lunch and could only find ‘lite’ mayonnaise so I asked for full fat and was told by the (slightly overweight and very young) server that I should be watching my calories! ... I used vinegar.
[blog host] -- By which I hope you mean you sprayed vinegar in her face and told her to mind her own @#$%ing business.
I MEAN REALLY. I'm into a good rant myself, but the constant anti-government bitching ... you might as well stop calling yourself a comedian and get a job with Faux News.
EDIT: that's right -- he became a starch-eater, so it must be the carbs talking! ;-)